Hello everyone, you can laugh at my
botched plastic surgery seafood allergy.
I went to have $2 oysters with Marion and I didn't realise that having two, TWO measly oysters could cause me to look like my face got run over by a car.
But alas, my condition is improving and I look almost normal now, thanks to prescribed eyedrops.
Because of this, I spent the whole day moping/napping/eating too much sugar (a table spoon of nutella, ice cream and a lot of Percy Pigs).
Hopefully I look normal enough to go to the gym tomorrow.
Fuck you Conjunctivitis.